Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

Pubic Hand

1. The act of rubbing your unwashed crotch and then shoving your hand in someone's face for them to experience the smell.

2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.

That idiot wouldn't shut up, so I gave him the Pubic Hand. Man, I guess I should have showered before the party; you should've seen him retch!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

pubic cigar

penis.

There was no way i was smoking his pubic cigar.

by prophit April 10, 2010

pubic plateau

the area of pubic hair below a male's stomach and above the genitalia

Friend One: Dude, the pubic plateau is no more, the crew came and cleared out the underbrush.
Friend Two: You mean you shaved your pubes?
Friend One: ...yeah.

by Friend One March 11, 2004

Pubic Hair

Smallest increment known to man.

"Hey Clarence, scoot that dresser over just a pubic hair and it will be square against that wall"

by Tater finger August 12, 2014

Pubic enemies

1. slang for the STD, crabs.

2. A title for a porno based on the 2009 movie, Public Enemies.

Example 1
guy 1: " I think I got some wicked pubic enemies after sleeping with Chamile"
guy 2: " I didn't know she had crabs?"

Example 2
" I just downloaded Pubic Enemies- should be good"

by mrconquistador July 11, 2009

pubic hairea

The area above ones genitals where hair of the pubic sort grows (not to be confused with the happy trail

I accidentally pinched some of the Pubic Hairea hairs in my zipper, so thats why i was crying

by The REAL harry September 10, 2008