Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.

Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!

by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

prooves

When you maked prooves if someone shoots you with a DM Boat, they are obviously cheets.

Kid idiot u're stupid noob I MAKED PROOVES for crazybob forums

by miG^ December 14, 2008

pronned

While looking at porn you are really turned on but then something really gross pops up on the screen.

I was really turned on by the two girls fingering each other and spurting fiji water on their faces until he pronned me with the bme pain olympics and two girls one cup!

by Pronned32 November 9, 2010

Wedgie Prone

Take one squat and the back of those underwear all but disappear!

These Fundies are great, but they are so wedgie prone.

by foosman July 14, 2010

physident-prone

When someone is prone to accidents resulting in physical injury of themselves.

That one friend who always finds a way to hurt themselves on accident, even if you're just playing go-fish is physident-prone.

by confinedtocrutches May 11, 2011

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 26, 2009