poon hunting

the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc

girl: hey do you and the boys want to come round tonight and hang out?
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!

by slag92 October 24, 2008

poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"

Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard

by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

Sweet Sassy Poonassy

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

by SavLE February 23, 2011

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

Poon Hand

The hand you just put in a lady's vag.

*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."

by Wentz March 5, 2007

poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region

(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer

by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007