Procastinasshole

To delay the act of being an asshole.

Example Question: Why be an asshole later when you can get it over with now.

Why procastinasshole.

by qn.harpy March 13, 2009

Procopiuc

A rare yet intelligent species of Caucazian Humans. They like to live in large, enclosed spaces wich thick walls, usually in the centre of the capital of some obscure south-eastern European country.

The scientist's last wish was to see a living Procopiuc

by seeleek September 4, 2010

phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.

Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.

by papanoel001 May 15, 2011

procaffinated

To get addicted of coffee.

I am procaffinated, are you a procaffinated?

by Rajat Pal March 6, 2016

Pronapsturbate

When you make the decision to jerk off instead of doing work, and end up taking a nap afterwards

Teach: Where dat assignment doe?
Rob: I don't know, I must have pronapsturbated instead of writing this paper.
Teach: I too get caught in pronapsturbation loops.

by Ello M8 March 9, 2016

procaccini

The fiercest Italian mafia family Europe has ever seen. Commonly seen as quiet people, but once a Procaccini is gotten to be known, one is able to see their masked inner malicious brutality.

Hunter Procaccini loves Olivia Mubarek

by Skywattle February 16, 2017

prolapstitute

A person that has sold their ass for sex so many times that their anus has prolapsed.

After taking on 22 guys in the locker room Mary became a prolapstitute

by j03l the great November 1, 2017