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Brobation

When a male has committed some form of deceit or cock blocking to a fellow male friend.
Tommy's not coming to the bar with us tonight, he took home the girl I was hitting on last time. He's on serious brobation right now.
by Beree October 21, 2007
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Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough
I just farted, may have caused a pootation
by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020
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bucking for promotion

To visibly strive for recognition, elevation, promotion, or other increase of pay and responsibility.
Sally is really bucking for promotion.
by Jerm31 May 8, 2018
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PROMOTIONAL SEX

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.
Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.
by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008
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Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
by Bill From VA December 12, 2008
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Brobation

When a bro breaks the Bro Code, putting him on probation.
You: I put (instert bro's name) on brobation because he hooked up with my ex 5 days after we split up.

Friend: Totally called for, he definitely violated the Bro Code.
by Orphan Stomper November 30, 2010
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email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.
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