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elvis presley 

THE KING

famous for being famous

LOL
Elvis is the king of rock'n'roll
elvis presley by Koko January 23, 2005

Elvis Presley 

When one is so drunk they pass out on the toilet

dirty presley 

When you pour Whiskey in a cowboy boot and put a vibrator inside it then attempt to put the boot on your foot.
dirty presley by JeffyJeff69 December 3, 2019

Elvis Presley 

A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).

He starred in several movies and had one daugther.

Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.

He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.

In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.

He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.

His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
Elvis Presley by Mr. Dwayne July 18, 2005

Lisa Marie Presley 

Born February 1, 1968, to Elvis and Priscilla Presley. Presley is on her 4th marriage. First, it was Danny Keough (which resulted in Riley Keough and Benjamin Storm Keough), Michael Jackson and Nicolas Cage. Lisa is currently married to Michael Lockwood which resulted in fraternal twin girls, Harper Vivienne Ann and Finley Aaron Love. (Finley's middle name, Aaron, is dedicated to her father's middle name, Aron later changed to Aaron and Love is dedicated to Lisa's paternal grandmother (Elvis' mother) who was Gladys Love Presley. Ann is dedicated to Priscilla's middle name.

Lisa Marie sings and she has an attitude...known as LMFP.
Hey, does Elvis have any kids?
Yeah, Lisa Marie Presley.
You mean Lisa Marie Fuckin' Presley.
Lisa Marie Presley by LMMAC December 30, 2009

Priscilla Presley 

The gorgeous ex wife of Elvis Presley and mother of his only daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.
Did you see that tramp with Elvis?
Yeah, that's his wife, Priscilla Presley.