Pretentious

To have a boyfriend, and a figure.

"Dominique, you're so pretentious!"

"That's right, and he's a doctor."

by Lady Ashley June 12, 2018

Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."

Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.

by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

pretentious businessman

A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).

Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017

pretentious

Matthew Andrako.

That Matthew Andrako is so damn pretentious, he uses the word "cuke" for cucumber.

by iaiftw November 30, 2018

Pretentious

Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.

The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019

Pretentious

Someone that tries to convince the world everything is okay between them and their sibling after a lot of damage has been done. Also spreads a lot of bullshit misinformation about people and events.

The pretentious girl had little control of the bullshit that came out of her mouth, which is one of the reasons family members who knew her well called her mouth of the south growing up.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019