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thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020
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Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005
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swear prayer

A profanity-riddled plea or simply a string of four-letter words said aloud when you think all is lost, but still hope there's a chance things will turn out in your favor.
I was so convinced that the client was going to fire me, I said a swear prayer with every four-letter word I know. Miraculously, they ended up praising my work!
by skychair August 23, 2019
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broke prayers

A "broke prayer" is when broke people make prayers and don't get what they ask for because life is shit when you're broke.
Ex. I keep trying to reach god but they're broke prayers
by JesusIsDed September 21, 2019
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Doing A Prayer

A task gang weeders must partake during every sunrise as a form of prayer to the joker-god to protect yourself from the mental and spiritual anguish of getting friendzoned. The prayer is done via the use of Bongs, joints, blunts, bowls, dabs, hash, carties etc.
Normie: Why the hell does he smell like skunk at this time of the day?
Red-pilled gangweeder: He’s doing a prayer, to shield himself from the spiritual and mental anguish from Veronica friendzoning him.
by lukashenho_ July 2, 2018
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milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 21, 2022
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PragerU

Alternatively named “Prager University” is a fictional Right Wing biased institution of higher education founded and owned by senile, out of touch, uneducated Far-Right pundit Dennis Prager.
“Hey I just got my diploma at PragerU”

“Wow! That means you’re twice as stupid now”
by All Elite Robotnik August 20, 2021
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