ppap

no No NO!!!!!

steve: ppap!

joe : why are you so mad ?

by asianFatkid12345 December 17, 2016

PPAP

'Pen Pineapple Apple Pen,' from a viral Japanese song

"Will you stop singing PPAP, you fucking twat?"

by Horsefighter December 11, 2016

PPAP

This is a new definition for PPAP, you can use it to say poop or s**t and well, its just more polite.
By the way its pronounced pap, just like pop but the o is an a.

"Oh dear! I have PPAP'ed myself!"

by theppapinator September 30, 2023

PPAP

Cancer.

John listnned to ppap once. Now he's braindead.

by dontaskmeimtrash November 27, 2016

PPAP

Worst song of 2016. Basically, the video is a japanese man in some weird clothes dancing and sings that song that somehow everyone loves.

Joey: Apple pen... Pinapple pe-
Jerry: Shut up! PPAP sucks!
Joey: YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF PPAP!
Jerry: Damn! That's really butthurt of you!

by Dr. Mr. Pingas December 7, 2016

PPAP

A popular 'meme' song. PPAP stands for Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen, which comes with it's very own 'dance' which includes gesturing impaling a fruit with a pen, and bouncing back and forth to the beat of the song.

Person 1: I have a pen, I have an apple, uh, apple-pen..

Person 2: Don't do it.

Person 1: I have a pen, I have pineapple, uh, pineapple-pen.

Person 2: Don't.

Person 1: Apple-pen, pineapple-pen, uh. Pen-pineapple-apple-pen. PPAP.

by Heavenly Bob December 15, 2016

PPAP

This weird minute-long song by some Japanese dude in a yellow outfit rapping about pens apples and pineapples. One of the weirdest highlights of 2k16.

PPAP

I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen

I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen

Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

by Tom691738 December 17, 2016