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Poseidon’s Breeze

A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025
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Poseidon's Kiss

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024
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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.
Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!
by Gnaja April 1, 2025
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poseidon

"You are so poseidon"
"No I'm not you're poseidon!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
by bussyslurper June 21, 2024
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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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