Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020

P-8 Poseidon

The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions

Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.

by Dog go December 12, 2020

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

Poseidon

Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023