porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym

boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017

Porkchopy

The art of having sex with a dead pig before its butchered

He gave it a porkchopy

by Wowiewowie June 11, 2018

Porkchop

A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.

Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.

by Jeebel May 23, 2019

Porkchop

To screw something up or to be an idiot.

Kieran put money on the Cavs to win? What a porkchop!

by Mygodgary February 24, 2022

PorkChop

A man that knows how to lay the pipe to his milkshake

My pork chop knows how to please.

PorkChop never stops

by Milkshake2022 June 2, 2022

Porkchop

A type of meat made out of pigs

Hey mom whats for dinner its porkchop sweetie

by Zed my man October 19, 2023