Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

Poofa

The code word for PAFOA. Pennsylvania Firearm Owners Association.

Hey bro, are you with Poofa?

by BigDfromPAFOA October 14, 2009

Pooda

Pronounced: Poo-dah Can mean almost anything. Can be a Noun, Adjective, Adverb, Verb, Pronoun or even a Prefix! Often said when you dont know how to pronounce long words so you just say pooda instead. Pooda can be sung to tune of a song that you dont know all the words to. Pooda can also be an insult e.g "Your such a pooda". It can even be a compliment e.g "I love your pooda". Pooda can also be used when you dont want to tell someone something for example if you dont want them to know what you are doing you could say "Im Pooda-ing". It is an adverb when you say "it is very poodily". An example of the prefix of pooda would be "Poodalicious!".

"twinkle twinlke little pooda"
"Your sucha pooda"
"I love your pooda"
"Im Pooda-ing"
Poodalicious!"
"i pooda-ed it!"
"grdvkkkkkrykkkkhryrtkkkrPOODA!"
"it is very poodily"

by Emlor March 26, 2010

poodacac

when you take the cac and you ram it into the poo area (booty area)

Yo last night i was poodacac this ho from the club

by HIshee October 14, 2004

poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

by gottadosomework November 1, 2010

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013