Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger
by Wazaaaaaaaaaa December 11, 2020
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1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.
2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
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1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.
2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
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1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.
2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
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1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.
2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
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Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
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Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
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Person. B : *stops person A halfway between their sentence* Don't expose my POLS!
Person. B : *stops person A halfway between their sentence* Don't expose my POLS!
by Frgamzrn April 10, 2017
Get the Pols mug.Un fucking maricon que no hace nada. Prefiere quedarse en casa antes que ir al gimasio. No se como piensa dejar de pesar 40 kg. Y luego tiene la valia de decir "es que me veo las piernas pequeñas" . Y ademas un pene excesivamente pequeño.
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Claimed to be invented by crypto-CEO Marshall Hayner.
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