pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.

I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.

by shomaster October 16, 2007

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Heat poisoning

Heat poisoning is an illness that caused Marilyn Manson to collapse on stage on August 18th, 2018

"I've actually had some uhh... heat poisoning, but I think I'll survive" - Marilyn Manson

by Rad Stink August 23, 2018

POISON IVY

A plant from the firey pits of hell.

So I've got this poison ivy on my knees. It really kills. It itches, and after I scratch it for a good five minutes, it burns. It's kind of swelling, and it makes me want to amputate my knees.

by stupidraeface May 3, 2005

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

poison the well

poison the well is the best bunch of screaming people ive ever heard.... so much better than slioknot was or ever will be!

Poison the Well-- You Come Before You

by Metallica Owns You November 9, 2003

Anime Poisoning

A symptom caused by over-exposure to anime. Often results in people dressing up as characters. (Not for Halloween, just for general life) Victims will also use random mispronounced Japanese words in conversation. They will eat sushi or noodles for every meal, have an unhealthy obsession with ninjas, draw pictures of characters, and will insist on asking you if you like certain animes. Answering 'No.' will most certainly result in being called 'a giant super-baka'. They often write stories featuring anime characters in oddly sexual situations. Some will cary around a notebook which they genuinely believe has the power to kill. (If this were true, there would be very little sufferers from Anime Poisoning. As they'd all be dead.)

Best prescribed treatment is to punch the affected person in the face. Repeat until cured or dead, whichever comes first.

The following examples are all real situations. They have happened before and most likely will happen again.

Anime Poisoned Girl: Look at me! I'm not sitting in a normal way! I must be L! That makes me super-kawaii!
Me: Please die.

Fat girl in store: They don't have any cosplay wigs. This sucks, let's go.
I laughed uncontrollably. Fortunately, I hid behind a book.

Overheard in internet café: Look, Suzie-chan! They got DeiSasu Yaoi on this site!
Someone else: Shut up.

Stranger at school: Hey! Do you like Naruto?!
Me: No. I don't even know you. Please fuck off.
Stranger: Wow, you must be such a baka. Naruto for the win! It's kakkoii.
Me: Ugh.

Anime Poisoning is a deadly disease. Stamp it out.

by EdiblePencil June 3, 2010