Pooticle

The floating bits and pieces left on the toilet bowl After a particularly messy dump. Common after a night of heavy beer drinking.

"After an epic dump, you're bound to experience pooticles lingering in the bowl, even with multiple flushes"

by Jenfa. January 10, 2013

postiche

Something that is false or a sham. Also means a hairpiece or toupee.

1. who is that guy trying to kid? He's postiche.

by Hey-La August 22, 2006

Poetist

A person who writes poetry.

"Wow! You're great at writing poetry! You should become a poetist."

by AncientRoman May 6, 2017

pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006

poetsch

Accidentally burning your own house down

Dude, I totally poetsched my house last night

by Boatsburntoo69 October 31, 2013

pooticals

Particals of poo most commonly found in farts, guffs, trumps, whizzpops, blue cheese mists or on Donald trumps breath

Jack Till caused Toms red eye by leaving his pooticals on his pillow.

by Jack_till87 April 13, 2016

pooetic

When karma pays back a bastard by sending a bird to shit on them.

Hey look Jamal, that motherfucker who stole Jerry's pencils just got crapped on by a seagull. It's all over his goddam face and neck. How pooetic.

by Ddog696969 March 17, 2020