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Poloricals 

When politics becomes pure cringe
Trevor "bro did you watch the debate last night?"
Frank "poloricals is pure cringe"
Poloricals by gaystupidfk March 10, 2020

poetically damned 

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.
guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*
poetically damned by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Pooticles 

Airborne particles of poo left hanging in the air after a typically soft or liquid excavation.
"I went into a trap soon after someone had a huge dump and the pooticles were all over my face and up my nose"
Pooticles by Rosco69 October 2, 2011

Poosical 

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.
Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.
Poosical by gregben June 7, 2021

pooticles 

Any particulate matter left over after flushing when one has defacated in a toilet.
You totally left an island of pooticles in my bathroom.
pooticles by Ham and eggs February 3, 2008

Poetical Masturbation 

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.
Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.
Poetical Masturbation by LLJDP February 2, 2010
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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