pooticals

Particals of poo most commonly found in farts, guffs, trumps, whizzpops, blue cheese mists or on Donald trumps breath

Jack Till caused Toms red eye by leaving his pooticals on his pillow.

by Jack_till87 April 13, 2016

Poloricals

When politics becomes pure cringe

Trevor "bro did you watch the debate last night?"
Frank "poloricals is pure cringe"

by gaystupidfk March 10, 2020

poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Pooticles

Airborne particles of poo left hanging in the air after a typically soft or liquid excavation.

"I went into a trap soon after someone had a huge dump and the pooticles were all over my face and up my nose"

by Rosco69 October 2, 2011

Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

by gregben June 7, 2021

pooticles

Any particulate matter left over after flushing when one has defacated in a toilet.

You totally left an island of pooticles in my bathroom.

by Ham and eggs February 3, 2008

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

by LLJDP February 2, 2010