platinum wigger

A wigger who's gone platinum. This can be done in two ways:
1. Sell 1 million copies of a wigger music album.
2. A wigger who is widely accepted by other african-americans

'Yo, that wigger been chillin wit us since he turned platinum!'
'The foo platinum wigger sold more beats than i have!'

by Ball this May 26, 2008

going platinum

Bout to get your ass beat

If ole boy come over here with that bullshit, I'm going platinum on his ass

by Jaybo187 November 11, 2017

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010

purple platinum

like purple kush, or purple haze. very high quality weed. has purple hairs, not laced with anything. fairly expensive.

Dude, im buying some purple platinum, its good shit!

by drinker2243 December 16, 2008

Platinum Splash

1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases

2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy

1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend

2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

Platinum Shower

When you are having sex with a girl and cum on her face and pee on her chest.

I have having a great sex session with Marie and decided to give her a Platinum Shower

by Wijobryn March 30, 2010

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004