your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

by Snailboy April 22, 2010

piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 8, 2006

piss someone on

Motivate someone by insulting them.

I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.

by powerphillg5 July 25, 2017

piss ant on a sugar cube

A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.

He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube

by anonymous February 5, 2023

go on the piss

UK expression meaning going out to get drunk. Purposely drinking enough to get drunk

It's Saturday. I think I will go on the piss tonight.

by Jonnno February 18, 2012

Get on the piss

To get on the piss, or getting on the piss, refers to the act of drinking alcoholic beverages, most typically with friends, and getting heavily intoxicated as a result.

Joe: What are you doing tonight, Bob?
Bob: I'm going to go get on the piss!

by Tirin September 1, 2013