Pilon

Mauritian creole language. It means that a man is infertile and he cannot make a woman pregnant.
It also means that someone is acting like a moron or is doing things which does not make sense.

Getsaa pilon laa so marcher 1 cout....

by lordpar September 4, 2016

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

Pilosopo

Filipino word closely equivalent to Pedant.

Juan: I can count from 1 to 10 in less than 5 seconds.
Juan: 1-2-10!
Dodong: You're so Pilosopo!

by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 26, 2019

PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman

“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”

by female8439602 February 12, 2023

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

by subscribe to flightsimboy 75 October 24, 2017

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007