broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

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Singles Pickleball

The better version of Pickleball. Legend has it every Singles Pickleball player is the most attractive, generous, kind and amazing person in the world. Not to fancy like Tennis. Not to lazy like Doubles Pickleball. If you are here play Singles Pickleball. What are you doing?

Tennis player cries because there sport is dying

Doubles Pickleball player cries because they doubled there weight in 2 hours

Singles Pickleball Player cries because they signed to much autographs today

by Shawarma muncher July 5, 2025

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Chattanooga Nickleback

A variation of the sexual term Milwaukee Pickle but where you freeze the girls turd and put it back in her ass. (Since you paid for the seafood special, the least you get is a nickel backUSD).

The bitch tried to drop a dime, but I said “naw”; freeze dat shit, and five dat bunt a Chattanooga Nickleback.

by GilgameshSteamer November 22, 2025

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