phoning

boning on the phone

Hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? If not I'll prob just call your friend Becky.

by Detective Kernel August 20, 2011

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

Pooking

Pooping and puking at the same time.

I smelt my poop and that made me throw up so I grabbed my garbage and started pooking.

by Antball June 10, 2022

Phoning

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phone surfing

Amy texted "hey wyd" so I replied "just laying in bed phoning"

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.

Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!

by Nomadisense October 15, 2023

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by ca1apha5 April 24, 2011