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Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.
Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.
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jake paul phobia 

jake paul phobia:the fear of people being invasive and dumbasses,like Jake Paul.

oli london phobia 

a phobia of oli london
i have oli london phobia

editiovultus phobia 

"facebook" Phobia; fear of facebook.com
I cringe when I hear the word "facebook",
I may be editiovultaphobic. (editiovultus phobia)

Mac-o-phobia

The great fear and paranoia of Apple's Macintosh Computers and all related software, hardware, logos, etc.
Kurt Dukatz is Macophobic.
Mac-o-phobia by H4ckz0rz December 21, 2004

mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia 

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.
My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.

doctor phobia 

it can mean doctor phobia, dentist phobia(most common), optometrist phobia, psychiatrist phobia, orthodontist phobia, and any other doctors.
I heard Alisha chipped her tooth, too bad she has doctor phobia.
doctor phobia by Devil Kisses April 25, 2009