Peter

Another name for the meatus, or dick hole, that is very crusty

Tim: Why is Alastair's peter always so stinky?
Ronan: I don't know I guess Dom just likes it that way.

by Dave_mccullough November 28, 2016

Peter

An 18+ asian at the height of 5’6, probably 300+ pound pedophile. usually found on social media. predominantly discord. make sure everyone knows about this peters are very dangerous.

Jack: ”hey man did you hear about the peters lurking around the web”

Harry: ”yeah it’s scary”

by Twerk4maiL April 5, 2019

Peter

Unpredictable
Has a fettish with urine.
Intimidating and distructive of others.
Mentally disturbed.
Manipulating.

I went to the toilets and it stank of Peter

by azsu February 4, 2010

Peter

The act of Pulling a Peter is accidentally spilling a beverage on oneself in an event such as a school dance.

*Jenna walks over to a table, but accidentally spills soda on herself*

Matt: Haha! Jenna, you pulled a Peter!

by PeterSomeone December 24, 2007

Peter

A small friendly piece of poo that lives on the head of a mediocre tit called Joe.

"Look at Mediocre Skid over there with Peter dancing on his head, what a tosser."

by Mediocre Skid December 14, 2008

Peter

is a person who doesn't try for you, will ignore your feelings, and loves to just see people cry. He's still in love with his ex yet has a new girlfriend and refuses to try and be friends with the ex. He's a douche, likes to lie, and cheats on girls just to teach his girlfriend a lesson.

g/f: why did you cheat on me?!
Peter: because you were flirting with that guy. So why not?

by Yet_I_will_always_love_you May 2, 2010

Peter

An androgynous faggot who usually has many friends and is talented at everything.

True Peters are identifiable by their hair and makeup. Peters are able to turn straight men gay with a bat a lash.

"I lost my fukkin boyfriend to a peter!"

"Can you believe that guy wants to eat out of a Peter's booty-hole?"

by vanillavagina April 25, 2009