pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that

that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.

by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007

Pessi

A finished bottler known for statpadding penalties against farmers

Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game

by Eibarman June 30, 2021

Pesselbate

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

by Jim Dole November 29, 2004

pessimistoptimist

to be in a state of mind that fluctuates with the one(s) you enjoy being around

always have somthing to say that is taken good or bad at the same time

saying to your friends "you all such mucho balls" because they pulled a prank on you but directly after laughing about it
pessimistoptimist

by justin a long August 7, 2007

pessajew

come's from the words pessimist and jew. Thought to of derived from a playground insult between friends. Insulting as it decribe's two 'bad' things; being a jew eg tight with cash and pessimist eg always down.

"Have a look at Pessajew over there, what a loser"

by Matt111293!!! October 27, 2008

pessimisticizing

a verb, used when making someone or something pessimistic.

1. me: "you are pessimisticizing me!"

2. "stop pessimisticizing everything. it's not that bad".

by ah leb April 6, 2009

Pessiphoria

A euphoric feeling after something you were dreading turned out to significantly better than anticipated. Antonym of anticipointment.

He was feeling pessiphoria after an exam went better than he was expecting. He was pessiphoric.

by dk84 December 20, 2017