Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law

Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.

It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!

by QuacksO July 21, 2018

Get your perk on dont trip.

1 - Something that someone in the bay area says over and over and over.

2 - Means to get smashed and to not trip.

Carlito Cool: What movie do you guys want to see tommorow? Get your perk on dont trip.

JeromeDizzle: No seriously what movie do you guys want to see tommorow?

Carlito Cool: Get your perk on dont trip. I dont know. Get your perk on dont trip.

Jesse: No SERIOUSLY what movie do you guys want to see tommorow?

Carlito Cool: Get your perk on dont trip.

See what I mean...

by JeromeDizzle October 8, 2006

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love,

The kind of deals that'll make you boogie
*Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo plays which is a bad music choice*
*cringe dancing*
*pregnant woman breaks her knees and fucking dies*
*even more cringe dancing*

- "hey, have you heard of that cringe advert that goes Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you'll love?"
- "yeah it's the shittiest advert I have seen"

by Mo.official420 January 22, 2021

Gyni Perk

a gynocologist, or, a doctor who practices gynocology. In most cases, one that you're not comfortable with.

So, I went to my gyni perk today to get my papsmere.

by Jordan The-Great October 5, 2007

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.

Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag

by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014

alice perks

alice means hairy in Greek

"woah my plums so hairy it looks like alice perks"

by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013