When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.
by divinething004 January 19, 2005
Get the porcelain tsunami mug.When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.
by Dr. JRal September 22, 2005
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The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002
Get the paying homage to the porcelain goddess mug.A phrase used by Nathan Owens (Napalm) of YouTube channel DesandNate in his and Destery Moore's video "IDEK (Who Took the Cookie: A Word With Nathan 2)". The phrase is used to get out of a conversation with a creeper.
by KellyisaShitTacoo!(: March 21, 2011
Get the peacelate broha mug.after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods
by david August 12, 2003
Get the praying to the porcelain gods mug.In 1947 the American Motorcycle Association (AMA) organized a motorcycle rally called the Gypsy Tour which ended up overwhelming the small town of Hollister, California. About 50 arrests were made, mostly for public intoxication, and the AMA said the trouble was caused by the one percent deviant that tarnish the repurtation of all motorcycles and motorcyclists. Outlaw motorcycle clubs then took up the name one percenters. This incident was made famous by the 1953 Marlon Brando film The Wild One.
The Hell's Angels, Bandidos, Pagans, Outlaws and Mongols Motorcycle Clubs all consider themselves to be 1 Percenters.
by barefootjacket October 30, 2008
Get the 1 Percenter mug.Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
by Nate and Mike February 19, 2007
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