bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

by thegreatone March 17, 2012

Penised

The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.

"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."

by Bluntz June 11, 2006

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

Penisenjoyer

A person who finds satisfaction from a deep appreciation of male reproductive organ or organs.

I have many cat, but I sure do enjoy penises... I think I'm a penisenjoyer.

by vvadrin January 19, 2009

PenisLand

A magical place gay people come from.

"Did you hear, they are from PenIsland."
"BRUH, I already knew that!"

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

Penises.

A word to use out of frustration.

Person 1: What is the answer to that question?

Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.

by heyheyheyfatalbert717 June 15, 2011

penisflake

A generic term to describe a male ho-bag

Steven is such a penisflake.

by Toni C. January 4, 2008