Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 05, 2014
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Pencil Cup

A woman of questionable character and sexual promiscuity. More specifically a woman who has been with multiple men and quite loose.
Dude careful what you do with that slut, she's a pencil cup.
by teamtuesday May 18, 2011
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sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.
"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"
by realnzuum May 27, 2021
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Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
by Sneed213 November 10, 2014
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The Pencil Test

A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.
by Sprvxn December 27, 2006
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Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.
1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
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