Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.
The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.
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Pence: "Did you go all the way with Putin last night?"
Trump: "Yeah, we went full butter pasta if you know what I mean."
Trump: "Yeah, we went full butter pasta if you know what I mean."
by JeremyComeAtMeBruh February 20, 2019
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A sentence a basic white person who only wears Brandy would say at Il Pastaio is: Thanks for dinner daddy 😉
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Get the Half Past Never mug.A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.
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"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"
"What is it?"
"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)
I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
"What is it?"
"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)
I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
by old lang guy August 31, 2007
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From the original Cheetah Girls (the actual book, not the gay movie shit), Toto was frequently referred to as a pastamuffin.
From the original Cheetah Girls (the actual book, not the gay movie shit), Toto was frequently referred to as a pastamuffin.
by the real Nini March 28, 2009
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