A Paul is a very gay man who likes it in the ass and mouth. There’s nothing a Paul wouldn’t do for some giant hairy dick. He’s a predator hide your kids.
Do you know that guy Paul. He’s a gay.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
by The penis guy March 31, 2019
Get the Paulmug. Man 1: Man i really want to do someone in the butt
man 2: You're such a paul
Man 1: so you wanna do it?
Man 2: YES
man 2: You're such a paul
Man 1: so you wanna do it?
Man 2: YES
by leinad050 November 6, 2011
Get the paulmug. Mr. Italy himself. He makes pepperoni pizza for the entire class, and is overall a very nice bloke. He covers his iconic ginger hair with his Cochonou hat along with his fluorescent poncho, used for making rap videos with die Brüder. He will destroy you in Italian Fifa and match the best Mariokart players. His parents are never home; they're too afraid he'll shoot them with an airsoft gun. Hates Italian WW2 memes.
by Juan E. Burrito May 1, 2020
Get the Paulmug. 
Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
Get the Paulmug. According to Paul two is the way to go
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby
Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust
Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby
Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust
Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
Girl 1: I cant concentrate in class, Paul's good looks are too distracting
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
by hihihaha69 June 17, 2022
Get the Paulmug. by Leeroy Jeeeenkkkinnssss February 24, 2021
Get the Paulmug.