Paul

salt

Paul likes salt. NaCl. He is the king of salt. Some say he is salt.

Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.

by Jujununu September 11, 2019

Paul

A huge fucking knobhead

That guy over there is a total Paul.

by Anonymously Stupid December 29, 2018

Paul

Morbidly obese loves takis but so HOT

Paul is so hot I want to suck on his taki

by Nogay May 21, 2019

Paul

the kind of person that closes the lid and will see you later.

Discord sound *someone going offline* Oh ill see you later then Paul.

by kipkappakopkip September 23, 2018

Paul

Paul is usually a male that is a dick but a really great soccer player. He likes to call people fat when he is usually fatter than them

Paul: your a fat bitch and you need to lose weight

by YouTube_xClipz May 28, 2019

Paul

Absolute fucking chuth

Goat1: hey look that's Paul...
Salamander: there's bugs under you're skin
there's bugs under you're skin
there's bugs under you're skin

by Gaylildog January 5, 2023

Paul

A Paul is a guy that roams around your office building all day holding a cup of coffee. A Paul likes to walk around, hence the name Paul Walker. A Paul doesn't like to work and is usually very slow.

I just spotted a Paul in our office building.

That chair is empty, there must be a Paul around here.

by loekieloekie November 5, 2019