patron troll

A persons zodiac troll (in relations to homestucks)

My patron troll is Equius.

by Awkwardly December 15, 2016

Patronnessy

When Patron is mixed with Hennessy.

Hey can I get a shot of Patronnessy?
This Patronnessy is another level.

by Evoxlin June 18, 2018

Hoe Patroe

A group of girls, of any race, who liek toe become involved with other girls buisness, usually pertainging to Men or Boyfriends. They are part of a Narco-Semmisitc Commune that is in hiding since the revolutionary war. They use pet names for one another, and have great intentions of fucking you over in every which way possible.

Oh shit, here comes the "Hoe Patroe", hide your money and friends.

by Aham April 2, 2007

snow_patroled

cool welsh girl who put a lot of time and energy into her site that tff geeks got their panties in a twist over and got it removed.

someone who has a sense of humor and can dish it and take it too.

snow_patroled is too cool for those tff whiney queers.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010