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Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.
Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.
by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014
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Pelham Palace, Pelham NY

The most wonderful chinese resturant in all of Pelham. Consists of fast service (maybe too fast) and great food.
Hurry! Alison, Meg, Clare and Elena all have to get to Pelham Palace, Pelham NY!!
by Clare Smitts July 6, 2010
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Padacock

Many fans of the hit tv-show supernatural had given the actor Jared Padalecki many nicknames. Due to his name being so easy to make play around with. Padacock is one of many, there is also padackles(meaning the gay pairing his jared and his co-star jensen ackles).
Sam!Girl: No one can deny the Padacock!
by Mrs. Ashley Ackles June 11, 2008
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Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.
" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."
by fat freddie December 27, 2009
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Harris Crystal Palace

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
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Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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poole palace

A popular dance where you bend your knees and rock your hips. It blew up along with the popular 'lean wit it rock wit it' and goes along with a song named 'DO IT' by an artist named bhi.
It is also a club in ATLANTA which the dance was originated.
"bend ya knees, rock ya hips, do the poole palace"
by VALERiE May 17, 2006
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