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Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.
Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012
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Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.
After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.
by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015
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blowjob in a parking lot

the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008
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Rock Star parking

The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
by onefaller September 13, 2005
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packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.
Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
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Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.
Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
by adoce June 12, 2013
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Is there parking in the rear?

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another
Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!
by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010
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