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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
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pandemicky

Pandemicky

Used to describe when a, or the current pandemic becomes worse (more cases, more easily spread, more fatalities) than it already is.

When a person or thing has the quality of being specifically due to a, or the pandemic.

I was watching the news and the pandemic is worse than it ever has been. A pandemic is a universally deadly occurrence. How do you describe a situation that is worse than something that is by definition already universally horrid: Pandemicky.

Also, you see very uneven hair cuts, beards from hell, threadbare Lululemon yoga pants with mismatched hoodies that look like they've been borrowed from a 14 year old, a ridiculous amount of hand sanitizer bottles on every surface, cupboards filled with bread flour and multiple jars of homemade sourdough starter, cloth masks hanging from every doorknob or hook-like thing in your house or car. These things look and feel "pandemicky".
"The pandemic is especially pandemicky today"

"That outfit is super pandemicky"
by GrumpySandy April 9, 2021
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pandamnic

An expletive denoting frustration with a pandemic
I’m so sick of this pandamnic!
by Katcaul April 18, 2021
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Pandemic

A thing used to keep us inside so we don't get corona time
bro the pandemic sucks
*FBI busts in*
by Do_I really_ need_a_name April 30, 2021
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Pandemic Bitch

a bitch you started fucking with at the beginning of the pandemic (March 2020)
Yeah, she’s just my pandemic bitch
by these bitches 69 October 8, 2021
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Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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I love the pandemic

When ur getting smoked up and u start begging for ur life
The goated French line from ainsi bas la vida
Pandemic leng
by Dogman rengs July 26, 2022
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