Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

by commadore mike July 30, 2023

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Pakistani Handsaw

When two men get a buttjob from someone, going back and forth in the same motion as a two person cross-cut saw

Drop a follow for vid of Dale Wilson giving immo342 and Certified Gem Crusher a Pakistani Handsaw

by Roast Beast R34 August 5, 2025

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Indo-Pakistani War

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I hope the Indo-Pakistani War doesn’t start.

by higstudios May 13, 2025

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One individual is blindfolded in the middle of a room, whilst atleast two other individuals stand in designated areas, facing away from the nearest wall.

Each individual takes turns farting against the wall, and allowing the sound to bounce off of the wall.

The aim of the individual in the middle is to find all of the other individuals, and sniff their asshole.

Man, that game of Pakistani Echo-Locator was so fun last night! We should do it again tomorrow!

by ruugard July 22, 2025

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