murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

protectorant

a thing that protects

armor-all is a protectorant of car dashes everywhere

by The Protector of the english April 23, 2014

Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

by carmineee August 16, 2021

herd protector

The unattractive or overweight female in a larger group of females who is in charge of the overall group's well being.

I was hoping to go home with the blonde but I got denied by the herd protector.

by rgraves August 10, 2003

Pocket Protecting

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber

Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!

by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008

Oral Protection

1. When you put a condom over your tongue before you go down on your bitch or man-whore.
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2. Also taking a used condom and putting it over your tongue and licking up the cum.

"Before going down on my girlfriend, I made sure to use some oral protection since she was on her period."

"Even after we were done fucking, my girlfriend was still horny, so she took the condom and used it for oral protection."

by RileyFish April 27, 2015

pussy protector

The triangular piece of fabric on the inside of workout pants for women.

I didn't need to wear any underwear to my boot camp class because my pants have a pussy protector.

by Saraontherun November 9, 2015