Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

Consume product

To mindlessly buy shit you don’t need for stupid reasons, typically because it’s advertised well.

Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next products.

by Shepherd Guy January 31, 2022

Gross Domestic Product

an estimate of the market value of all final goods and services newly produced in the formal economy

I saw you ruttin' on my GDP!

by tfdxvgjm May 21, 2001

Mooring Product

A person of lesser intellegence usually found living in Florida. Frequently has gay, unprotected sex on boats. Unable to spell moron or use a spell check.

Pete is a real mooring product!

by Turfnazi September 3, 2009

after product

a product that is created because another product did very well

the following product does not need to be of the same media but if they are the they usually are not as good as the original.

There are a lot of Star Wars after products such as legos.

Disney's Pirates of the Carribean movie series is an after product of the Disneyland ride of the same name.

by All the names are taken January 5, 2007

vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

Apple (product)

Overpriced shits that treats you like a terrible person. Every update, they didn’t even change anything. Worst of all, the battery probably end faster than the relationship between you and anyone else. But hey, at least the OS isn’t that bad isn’t it?

Yeah ask the memes.

P1: “Omg you heard that guy’s getting an Apple (product)?”
P2: “That thing is BS LOL”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020