poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 04, 2008

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 08, 2006

poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. July 19, 2005

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 15, 2004

poon

Abbreviation of punami, = pussy

I feel like a bit of poon

by starflier December 04, 2003

POON

Variation on the word "pwn", with same meaning. Derived from the Welsh pronuciation of the letter "w" which sounds like double "o", as in "soon".

Also spelt p00n.

I pooned you.
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!

by Benny Rothsbotton May 22, 2008

egg poon poon

another word to call someone when there being stupid

omg mayah your so egg poon poon

by pro cool kid sophia October 04, 2020