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platypodes

platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

noun, plural

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.
i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)
by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013
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patty cake with no hands

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
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phatty bowl

that big phat bowl of THE CHRONIC
lets cheef this phatty bowl
by James Tokin May 13, 2005
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Permit Patty

A caucasian, middle aged woman who is often racist and overweight who calls the cops on young entrepreneurs.
I was gonna let my kid set up her lemonade stand, but y'all know how Permit Patty is.
by Twattlemuffin June 25, 2018
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Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.
She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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Pattycake

Slang for sex, currently exclusively used by people who still remember Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Roger: Pattycake! Pattycake! I don't believe it. Pattycake! Pattycake! That girl.
Maroon: Take comfort son, you're not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him
by WNV May 28, 2009
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