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Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 7, 2003
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lights out pipes out

Partaking in the thc infusion through the inhalation of marijuana smoke after the electricity has been cut from the lightbulb, thus catching the mercury on fire.
Bill: Hey Johnny, mom said lights out, you know what that means right? Johnny: lights out pipes out!
by Schlagmat December 27, 2017
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Wesley Pipes

A larger then average beer bong who destroys anyone in his path.
by samp800 July 18, 2010
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Time pipes

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Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.
Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.
by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008
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in the pipes

1. Being in the process of doing a drug deal, or just being in the drug dealing business.
2. A state of being completely stoned or OD (overdosed for you dumbasses).
Joe (on the phone)- "hey dude, you wanna hang out later?"
Bob- "One minute man, I'm in the pipes."
by Spartanman July 6, 2007
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Rusty Pipes

Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.

When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.

When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.
"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"

Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!

Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!

Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.
by Bak Brien 6969 June 15, 2011
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