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Philadelphia

A place where it is always sunny.
Man #1: What city has the most annoying hockey fans and that asswipe Chris Pronger?

Man #2: Philadelphia.
by mahmahmahmah August 21, 2010
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Best city in the world. Don’t even dare walking down the street wearing a football jersey that’s not the eagles because you will get beat up let me tell you that right now. If you go to Pat’s, know how to order correctly or we don’t want you here. Whiz wit. Learn how to pronounce Schuykill and what Jawn means, and you should make it alright. Also, it’s not Waator it’s Wooder.
Philadelphia Eagles fight song- Fly eagles fly, on the road to victory, fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown one two three. Hit ‘em low, hit ‘em high, and watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!
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A city that’s really it’s own state and wants absolutely nothing to do with Pennsylvania
What state and city are you from?

Philadelphia,Philadelphia
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Philadelphia is a shit hole of a city, that eats ass and cheesesteaks all-day and is in every way the worst city in America, anyone who has come out of Philly is either 5'4 or has a wank to the place every day. Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington. Philadelphia makes anyone from any country want to kill themselves at the boringness of the place. Worst of all the shittest cunt in the world came out of Philly; Bill Cosby and Lucas Mitchelmore
I met this absolute dog from Philadelphia

What's he like

Bill Cosby
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Overall- a nice, interesting, city with a diverse population of people due to an influx of immigration during the late 1800s to 1950s.

It has:
-a terrible public school district
-a dense, beautiful, forest
-a mainly democratic political sway
-a few very nice Universities
People wise, it has:
-a lot of indie young adults who can't afford to live in New York
-a lot of preppy old money types of nordic ancestry cloistered away in little corners of the sudo-suburbs yet to be de-segregated
-a collection of immigrant communities in Center City and Manayunk

-a lot of ultra-religious preachers screaming oddly specific obscenities in Love Park
-a sadly large body of homeless people
-a thriving network of starving artists, musicians, actors, and architects
-and yes, an unfortunate community of assholes a la It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Person A: I live in Philadelphia.
Person B: Where?
Person A: It's a two hour drive from New York?
Person B: Hmm....
Person A: The liberty bell? Independence hall?
Person B: Nope....
Person A: Cheese steak, Cheese steak for God's sake.
Person B: OH!!1!!1 PHILLAAYYY!!1!
by iamadottedline November 12, 2015
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A skinny pale bald effeminate "man" who can never gain weight so he looks like he has AIDS like Tom hanks in "Philadelphia".
my friend is such a skinny bitch he looks like a Philadelphia.
by Keanu71 November 20, 2018
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If you are white and you live here you are probably going to die if you aren’t bulletproof
Oh you’re from Philadelphia you must be bulletproof
by Watermelon, black, da hood September 25, 2021
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