by yardcows September 18, 2008
When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
by timmyd0m33 February 03, 2009
Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
by formerfatboys February 09, 2009
Referring to when Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking a bong; when someone acts/does something crazy or stupid
Joe: I can't believe Fred went out with that chick!
George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.
George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.
by swim4life July 31, 2009
Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"
Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"
Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"
by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009
A marajuana blunt that gives you the rush have a healthy lifestyle right before hitting the climax of your high , named after the Michael phelps the Olympic swimmer
by Veitnam V May 19, 2013
"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
by ahebunghole March 04, 2009