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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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National long hair people day

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5
by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
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National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.
hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day
by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021
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National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
by The Moorinator October 21, 2021
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On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
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National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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