Patsexual

Having sexual attraction or feeling the need to simp for men named Pat/Patrick. Also meaning to identify as one who only likes people named Patrick.

"Are you coming out to your parents?"
"No, they don't know I'm Patsexual yet"

by rinpffft August 17, 2020

patso

Patso is someone who has a huge collection of rocks🙃

That's an example sentence for the use of the word "patso"

by Bababouis September 1, 2021

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

patsy

She is a beautiful person inside and out. She'll make you laugh till you run out of breath. She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Often straying from the normal things in life she likes to think outside the box, and often does. She sees things unlike any other person you will ever meet because her mind is so complex. She doesn't see things in black and white and never gives a fuck what people think of her. Although she's extremely smart she'll make you find it out for yourself, meaning you should never get on her bad side. If you make this girl angry she'll make you're life a living hell because she never losses a fight. never. Despite that she's all together a really nice person and has many friends. Everybody loves her. She's a great best friend and an amazing lover.

Patsy is an amazing woman.

by hellomaryjane February 9, 2019

Pats-a-riffic

Pats-a-riffic is a word to express how good something is (like teriffic only patysised).

It started by me calling my girlfriend pats-a-riffic (her name is patsy) and a few of her friends now use it for day to day things.

That book i read last night was pats-a-riffic.

by Bryan Bedford June 9, 2008

pats

the illest cheesesteak establishment in the world. home to the original cheesesteak & way greater than its faux paux competitors (tony luke, gino, etc.)

we're gunna swing by pats before the game & pick up some steaks, ite?!

by jsnyd October 10, 2005