Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool

Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties

by Tim V. January 2, 2008

48 hour panties

when a female rocks the same pair of panties for more then 48 hours, causing crustation and a very foul odor, usually found on pilted ass bitches who got all there bags of clothes stolen from a motel 2 days prior.

dam boon i hope you didnt hit that, pilted patty was rockin the 48 hour panties for sure.

by bomber619 January 25, 2011

granny panties

1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags. 2.) Underwear your mother bought you. 3.) What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.

Oh God! I forgot I was wearing damn granny panties! Shit, now I can't get drunk and strip!

by MissyLalalala July 5, 2005

paris-panties

Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world

Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"

Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "

by KaylinOwnsYou June 5, 2007

boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

by Andy Ober December 31, 2008

Brazilian panties

The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.

NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*

*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.

by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010