H.P.M.

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

by GDub420 January 11, 2009

W.P.M.

A madness that mostly effect black boys and men. It is a craving for white pussy. So basically once you've fucked a white pussy it becomes a madness and you need more.

Girls talking: hey I heard that kid milton has W.P.M.

Milton: well I can't help myself GOSH!!!

by milly millz November 30, 2010

still 3 p.m.

a time when a person is bored to death and they check the time every two seconds.

"I'm so bored! It's still 3 p.m."

by A Girl Who Is Awesome November 30, 2013

H.P.M.S.

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

S.P.M

A real ass mexican from houston he a real ass g #FREESPM

S.P.M is not the nigga to fuck with

by GOTDATIMBSON January 5, 2022

G.M.F.P.M.O.

Gay midget fart porn masturbation orgrasm.

Brian likes G.M.F.P.M.O. What a psycho faggot. Who the fuck likes gay midget fart porn masturbation orgasm.
Sick son of a bitch

by aidangig December 10, 2024

D.P.M

Dick Per Minute

Length of Dick X Pumps Per Minute X Duration

Chick's think they want big dicks but they haven't calculated how much more dick they can get with a smaller one! So D.P.M needs to be in mind!

Darren Cole - A.k.A Dicole

by anonymous January 4, 2026