Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either

Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs

by Lolloloplookloooo October 23, 2019

Owen

Likes saying " I love you" on your birthday and makes sure he puts it on his Snapchat story with a lot of kissing emojis

Owen likes dick

by Meximan42069 November 21, 2021

Owen

A massive weenie.

“Hey have you met that guy named Owen? I heard he’s a massive weenie”.

by Trocstar3000 October 5, 2021

Owen

So kind and smart. He is amazing. He has been my crush for a long time.

Me in my mind: *I love you Owen*
Him in his mind: “I love you Quinn*

by I love you Owen July 24, 2021

Owen

Owen is a fruit snack, he is the sexiest man you will ever see, he is the best person in the WORLD, he is way better then any Gracie you will ever meet, and he has a massive shlong, you would want to date an Owen, he is hands down awesome :)

Owen: Hi

His Friend: What's up
Random Girl: Omg he's so hot

by BestPersonEver42 July 25, 2021