Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."
by DeltaForce9001 May 2, 2011
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Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.
My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.
by a random asshole July 28, 2008
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He dead.
Yo you think Osama bin Laden is still out there?" "Nah he dead.
by He dead May 3, 2011
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A man with far more connections to George W Bush than to Sadam Hussein. Still a very bad person ranking just behind the true scum of the earth Dick Cheney, Donald Rhumsfeld, Paul Wolfawitz and just edging out the bafoon George W Bush for 4th place. All of these men played a roll in the 9/11 attack but it was easy to cast all the blame on Osama since he is a "crazy muslim" and lives in another country and has a different skin color. Wake up America!

Thank you for listening I guess I'll be sent to Guantanamo Bay now due to the provisions of the patriot act but please write me just be sure not to speak to freely or anything.
Osama bin Laden is a real Dick head.

Yea but not as much as Dick Cheney
by George Foreman June 18, 2006
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Friend of George W. Bush and accomplice of George Bush in 9/11. The reason why he isn't caught yet is because he probably resides in Bush's hideout.
puppet of Bush
Known to have met Bush privately in person
by A Person1231 August 1, 2005
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