People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.

Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"

by Amma69 June 15, 2022

Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Can Opener

$50 bucks

You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!

by Big Karrot July 28, 2023

oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops

You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!

by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024

clam-opener

A very attractive male who has little difficulty in instigating sexual relationships with females.

That guy is a a complete clam-opener. Man, I'm so jealous!

You are looking sharp today, like a top tier clam-opener!

by Nathan Scotland October 31, 2025

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018